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Paris Hilton and James Blunt

Well, it seems accurate to declare that Paris Hilton and Josh Henderson are not an item any more! Now Paris’s new man-toy is James Blunt. Which is hilarious considering the wild mystery of how James Blunt ended up with somebody like Petra Nemcova in the first place! I mean the guy is u– not really pretty! He hooked up with Paris Hilton last Wednesday, and a source says

“They were all over each other. They both ended up back at Paris’s house.”

Well, this must be the way the grand Lord above us says ‘HA, Ha! You just got Punk’d!’ I mean, the guy becomes famous over night, he makes millions of dollars in an industry where looks are everything, and scores with a girl who, let’s face it, is way out of his league (Petra), and now takes his natural place in the evolution of events next to lame, stupid little Paris Hilton! Wow! I guess it’s true what they say! What goes around definitely comes around!


This entry has been submitted by Henry Self. Henry is also one of the main writers on Bored Tonight and has written many different press releases to do with DiamondTome microdermabrasion.

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