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Please don’t run a mile. I know, I really do. I know that your dad / granddad / grandfather / creepy uncle has about seventy rotting National Geographic magazines stashed in his toilet, but the magazine has come a long way since its humble beginnings. No longer is N.G. the prime reading material of bearded reclusive dorks everywhere, it is now as modern as not saying thankyou when someone opens the door for you and as widespread as cadaver faced traffic wardens. I know, I know, you might not be convinced yet, but that’s why you should go to the N.G. website and see for yourself. That thing has changed my life, seriously! The reason for this is not only because it doesn’t smell of bearded creep uncle, but because it is kept constantly up to date, and has something for everyone. Even if you hate the Great Outdoors! You’re sure to find something, even if the only thing it’s good for is impressing that girl you like who has a weird fascination with Grizzly Bears…

OK, that’s a border-line lie; you are likely to stumble over Great Outdoors related stuff a hell of a lot along the way, but don’t let that put you off. There’s stuff about the galaxy, stuff about the planets and space, and stuff about odd cuddly animals which has to be seen to be believed!

There is another reason why you should go to this site: it’s about culture, too. You can find things out about forgotten cultures, languages, and the history of the world. So why wouldn’t anyone love it?!

News on the Holiday, I have at long last, been able to sort out what everyone is going to owe me for the Caravan insurance quote for our holiday this summer. Please make an effort to get this to me by Wednesday so I can get it sorted out before we are ready to leave.