10 things more fun than watching Thor
1) Being forced to pick up dog muck without rubber gloves
2) Jurassic Park 3.
3) Skinny-dipping with relatives who you don’t get on with (speculative: never done it but can imagine it’d be horrendous at best).
4) Being mugged.
5) Broken 3D glasses.
6) Party’s where you don’t know anyone but there is free alcohol.
7) Being scared by your own shadow.
Full-Moon eclipses obscured by clouds.
9) Fancy dress party’s, even though I’ve always despised them.
10) The howling screaming sounds that cats make at night when you’re desperately trying to get to sleep.
10) Any other Natalie Portman film. Even the terrible revamped Star Wars…
Why are all these things more fun? Even having all your hair vaporized out at laser hair removal manchester ? Easy: because Thor is an awful film, supported by a team of stunning actors and incredible special effects. This is what makes it such a legendary let-down of a movie. Like the kid at school who prefers to waste all his potential rather than use it to win the Nobel Prize, Thor is a rarity: a film of stunning prowess which will have you hating Hollywood forever.
It’s a real shame. I went into Thor with an open mind. These kind of renaissance futuristic-mixed-with-Greek-fables aren’t my usual cup of tea, but that said I had to see for myself. Sadly, the only thing I did see was a powerful reminder of what brought me to my original conclusion. A conclusion that I’m afraid is going to stick around a lot longer than I’d hoped.
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